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Old 04-20-2008, 12:59 AM
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Oh heck, I'm gonna go ahead & say it so I won't wind up missing the chance.
I think you should approach it from the Trailer Trash angle. Any woman worth sharing a trailer with should have at least a secret splash of tramp in her and Jerry Jeff had it right with

"too much lipstick & too much rouge,
gets me excited and leaves me confused!"

Make the inside as nice as you want to but carpet the room outside the trailer with AstroTurf and decorate it real gaudy, plastic flowers & animals and maybe hang a tv antenna on the trailer.
Give some of your middle aged friends a chance to put a little zip back in their marriages:
call it the Honeymoon Suite.
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Old 04-20-2008, 06:50 AM
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You should paint the ground in front green. Then put 2 lawn chairs and a fake fire pit. This way your guests have the feeling of not only visiting, but camping at the same time.
i was thinking green astro-turf,and the chairs and the fire pit!
hahaa!
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Old 04-20-2008, 06:53 AM
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i replied to partagas before i read cutters post.
and i agree with both of you!.
the "honeymoon suite" is just perfect!
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Old 04-20-2008, 08:14 AM
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Bumper sticker on back "If this trailers rocking don't come a knocking".
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Old 04-20-2008, 11:13 AM
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I'd like to make a reservation, please?


For the cool season.


I can't wait to see pictures. We'll make a brochure!
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Old 04-20-2008, 11:32 PM
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Don't forget the pink flamingos!

Madam, who ya' gonna honeymoon with, huh, huh, huh?


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Old 04-20-2008, 11:35 PM
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Careful Dave, there's only so many corners left. You might have to go....outside
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Old 04-21-2008, 12:49 PM
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Decisions, decisions.
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Old 04-21-2008, 01:29 PM
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Randy, I have the sign all picked out fer ya.
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